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Thursday, January 18, 2007

♠4:08 AM

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I turned around,
you looked at me
I smiled at you,
you gave one back

Thing is, I don't particularly take to sitting next
to crazy old men who reek of cigarette smoke
and alcohol. What a disgusting concoction.
I suddenly became a passive somker for the
last 15 minutes of the bus ride
it was torturous i'm telling you

Mr. Loser Lily Lee is a complete fuck-face okay
he deserves to die, and i mean it
Like bury his face somewhere where
the world won't notice it
Bastardo! He keeps on calling on Mitch & I,
& some teachers' sarcasm just rubs us the wrong way
that's why we don't like sarcastic teachers

Oh. I totally got called up in front of the entire
school for improper uniform blahbahblah
so i've to make changes etc etc etc.
I've got Borat & Prison Break from
Valerie, and scoop's nice only cos
there's Hugh Jackman in it
I love glam nail-polish, it's like
natural pink and bimbotic pink, uh-oh

So Mr. Loser Lily Lee had to change my place again
third time already ah
I think by the end of this year i'ld have sat next
to every single person in class.
Is that a record or is that a record?
but what he doesn't know is that he's wrong
like whereever he puts me, i'm still going to talk right
and it so happens that this time,
he decides Lo and Behold! i shall place
Amanda next to Haley, which is where
everybody is.

TA-DANG, i've to learn how to talk at
0.000154645531 seconds per word
the (in) thing now: making prank calls
I swear, it totally gets me on high
we did the voice recording thing, playback,
called Michelle, and she totally fell for it
but we laughed so damn hard, we screwed it up
cos we couldn't enter the thing in time ):

Computer: Hello, is this Michelle?
This is the general office calling

we wanted to do Hosanna & Madeline
too but they were busy and didn't answer the calls
Oh, and guess what
someone's stealing all my stuff ;
my yearbook, planner, chinese textbook, chocolate cake
Wahlao, please stop stealing already la
i need to lug a safe to school or something

Stupid upcoming tests everyday ):
Hohoho, i've got myself a new pet, Do-do!
i even got a leash for (it), and i let
everyone take turns to hold (it)

thanks for tomorrow,
and the day after tomorrow,
and the day day after tomorrow
thanks for everyday.

I'm so stressed, i get irritated easily
which ain't really good,
cos a puffer-fish makes no snapper-fish good

; this is why i'm hot